the ugly cry.

"You know you're doing the ugly cry
when you lose COMPLETE CONTROL
of all of the muscles in your face, start heaving
and making awkward sounds
(even though you are trying really hard to be silent),
and start leaking fluids from every opening on your
face from your hairline to your chin (yes, this includes the mouth).
Without a doubt, by the time you are through
with your ugly cry episode (if it was genuine)
it will look as though you are a homeless person
with pink eye who got punched a few times in the face
and was hit my a monsoon; this is completely normal
(and generally the time to call up a good friend). "

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