the theatre of life

i have become increasing allergic to pollen, cigarette smoke, people who smell like cigarette smoke, bradford pear trees in bloom, huntsville air in general, abercrombie cologne, people who smell like abercrombie cologne or various other strong perfumes.

today at work it seemed like a organized crime spree of people who felt like giving me a sinus attack. it was almost too much to bear. have you ever seen "the man who knew too little" where bill murray thinks he's acting in the "theatre of life" when actually he's right in the middle of a real crime? it's a really funny movie...anyway...there is a scene where he starts to have a sinus attack. the guys who are holding him captive asks him why he's sniffing, and he says...

"Boris' Old Spice is lingering.

Do you think we could open up the window a little bit?

Hey, vodka...be a guy.

See that nasal spray?

Could you pass me over a couple of snoots worth, please?"