all of this can be yours...

we're about to introduce instant coffee at work.

this is the biggest launch in company history.

we're breaking down the walls between instant and freshly brewed coffee drinkers.

we're removing the stigma- changing the way people think.

apparently, instant is the new brewed. lol.

e. was singing a song yesterday at work that was something about

"we've invested millions-in the middle of a recession-so sell the stuff or you're all getting canned."

so there's a lot of talk, and hype about our ready brew-

and all the ways you can use it.

it reminds me of that guy who follows forest gump around- listing all the ways you can cook shrimp.

its your:

camping trip coffee

staying at a hotel with bad coffee coffee

don't have time in the morning coffee

don't want to brew a whole pot of coffee coffee

pour it in a bottle of water for cold coffee coffee

serve it over ice for iced coffee coffee

add to hot or cold milk for coffee that tastes more like a latte coffee

use in the event of a coffee emergency coffee (i'm not sure what a coffee emergency is.)

... boiled coffee...

.........fried coffee........

coffee scampi....................................