Saturday, July 19, 2008

hackers...

i really hate these.
seriously.
they're ruining my life.
(yes i'm being dramatic.)

i think BRIGHTWELL will back me up on this one...
you just haven't lived until you've hacked away
at " individually quick frozen" (codeword: might-as well-be-concrete)
bananas with scissors.
it takes about 10 minutes of hacking
just to prep them for...
30 minutes of "slack time" (defrosting)
only to live a very short
2 hour shelf life.
and repeat.

it's just one more element of over the top-ness
sbux is throwing at us right now.
hey howard..."we're making coffee not saving lives"

of course i may have to save a life if someone gets injured,
you know,
with all the hacking!

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